December 2009
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SCHOOL BOARD FILES SUIT AGAINST STUDENTS
AMITE, Louisiana — Tangipahoa Parish School Board officials announced Thursday their intent to sue all 19,451 public school students for damages to the board’s reputation caused by their consistent failure to achieve mandated educational standards.
Experts were not surprised by the announcement after the school board hosted a Christmas party-gone-wrong for 20 of the parish’s top...
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FREE! CUT-OUT-AND-KEEP HOLIDAY SAFETY GUIDE
Well here we are again at our favorite time of year. Take the time to make note of a few simple rules to make this the safest and best Christmas ever.
DRUNK DRIVING
Yes, it’s a pain, but driving drunk is still illegal in Louisiana. So before you head out, take the time to call a few friends and find out exactly where those pesky D.U.I. checkpoints are.
Do make sure that your...
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TANGI SHERIFF DEPT TO CONFISCATE LOCAL WOMAN
AMITE, Louisiana — While Ponchatoula man, William Chaucer Jr., remains on bail facing charges relating to a multi-million dollar ponzi scheme, his wife Cheryl now faces some serious problems of her own.
Scott Perrilloux, District Attorney, alleges that much of the stolen $11 million was spent on cosmetic surgery and dental work for Ms. Chaucer prior to her competing the Ms Senior America Pageant,...
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PEOPLE & PLACES: REV. RANDY LUNDERGEN
by Shhwana and Sandra
At this time of year all our thoughts turn to the birth of our Lord and Savior, the little baby Jesus. So with this in mind, us girls gassed up the town car and wizzed up to the Tangi river where our old friend, the Reverend Randy Lundergen, was holding a Christmas hog roast and baptism.
Well the Rev. Randy had the woods looking real pretty with chilli pepper lights and...
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WIFE OF OAK KNOLL GOLF PRO VOWS TO "STAND BY HER...
HAMMOND, Louisiana — Despite the recent discovery that Oak Knoll’s senior golf pro had been a frequent visitor to a Vietnamese jack shack on Lapalco Boulevard, Vanessa Baldalucci, bubbly mother of four, claimed she would do everything in her power to save both her 10-year marriage and the 3-figure sponsorship deal with Albany’s ‘Just Add Gas’ car dealership.
Terry...
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STATUE UNVEILING CANCELED DUE TO MAYOR BLUNDER
HAMMOND, Louisiana — City government came to a standstill Wednesday after Mayor Mason Foster misplaced the key to the city.
According to Foster, he “could have sworn” he left it in the second drawer to the left next to the refrigerator.
A mayor’s office spokesman confirmed that all of the Mayor’s appointments and public appearances have been canceled, including the...