December 2010
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LOCAL JUNKIES REWARDED FOR CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
HAMMOND, Louisiana — Two local heroin users were awarded medals at city hall today to celebrate their recent acts of bravery which prevented a potential public relations disaster for Mayor Mayson Foster.
On Saturday afternoon, Hammond’s “Too Lovely To Litter” welcome sign was toppled by a gust of wind from its permanent spot on SW Railroad Avenue, putting the safety of drivers...
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100TH ARTICLE REMOVED DUE TO WIKILEAKS CONTENT
HAMMOND, Louisiana — Minutes after publishing its one-hundredth story early Thursday, Hammond Action News was ordered by a federal judge to remove the article for “putting the national security of the United States in danger.”
The article, titled “WIKILEAKS CABLES REVEAL SEXY HAMMOND SECRETS,” quoted several sensitive cables between Hammond City Hall and the Pentagon...
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TPSO SEIZE LASER WEAPONS AFTER TRAFFIC STOP
HAMMOND, Louisiana — Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff Daniel Edwards has announced the seizure of several illegal laser-emitting guns after deputies stopped and searched a mini van suspiciously traveling 45 mph in a 45 mph zone.
The driver, Gareth Petero, (WM) 33 of Slidell, was booked at parish jail and charged with 2 counts of illegal possession of laser tag paraphernalia and 1 count of failure to...