December 2011
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RUDDOCK MUSIC FESTIVAL TO RETURN IN 2012
RUDDOCK, Louisiana — An area businessman has announced that the ghost town of Ruddock will be host to three days of sex, drugs, and “some decent local cover bands” in August of next year. The town last hosted its music and arts festival in 1969, when Hurricane Cameltoe wiped through the area, leaving a trail of destroyed tents and stages in its wake. Thousands of inebriated festival...
Dec 9th
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PROTESTORS OCCUPY TANGI SCHOOLS
HAMMOND, Louisiana — A group of 11 year old students at Hammond Westside Elementary School say they plan to occupy Mrs. Gilbert’s fifth grade class for the next several years as long as the current Tangipahoa School System power structure remains in place. This news comes just days after kindergarteners at Champ Cooper refused to partake in afternoon nap. After the tittering tots ignored...
Dec 8th
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